Sunday, May 27, 2007

May I introduce you to my friend Totally UNPC...


Twining: "So this is what you look like on the streets of London?"

UNPC: "This is me Twining my friend."

Twining: "Being dressed like that, does it give you an advantage in fighting crime?"

UNPC: "Are you having a go at my tights?"

Twining: "No dude, who am I to talk."

UNPC: "I am a superhero Twining dude. My shin pads protect me from low kicks and my bandana is there to disguise me. Do you like it?"

Twining: "I think you're rather cool."

17 comments:

Annette said...

Yeah, some superhero!!
I don't like the colour of his tights either.

Twining says: said...

annette, the only way I can survive is to laugh with my friends.

TotallyUn-Pc said...

ha ha .. you nutter!

Twining says: said...

So, it created a laugh! UNPC, tell me, you wear uniform right? Well that picture shows you in uniform. Then you are disguised right? See! That's you. And it's Ok to be nuts, as we are not all mind boggling left wing loonies. Brothers in arms. See!

Annette said...

Oh yes, you do have to laugh.
And yes, it's ok to be nuts!!!
xxx

McNoddy said...

Will you lot stop pretending you are cartoon characters!

McNoddy said...

....and have you seen Mrs H. in her new guise as the Shredder

dickiebo said...

Wasn't sure which one was tupc until I read the brilliant interview!

Twining says: said...

Noddy, and you think I don't have a picture of you? Hm your turn will come! Dickiebo, I quite like you. For an olde, er, man your quite a good fellow.

Twining says: said...

Dickiebo, my dad's older than you, he's also a good man also, so it's a complement I give you.

dickiebo said...

Gosh, he must be old.
I was recently talking to one of today's Police Officers in our local. I made some disparaging remark - as is my habit, I'm afraid - and he called me a 'dog'. I said that it was a bit strong, whereapon he said, "If the cap fits, wear it". He also explained that in my case, it means, Decrepit Old Git! Cheers.

Twining says: said...

80+ dude! That's my old man. Can I call a DOG a dude? You are no DOG man! My dad, he is first generation. He did alot for us and his brothers and sisters and their kids. It's a pity that some of the family today do not realise the first generation. I'm glad you lked my interview with TUPC by the way. This is the only way I can cope.

PCFrankyFact said...

I would like to be the Green Lantern so I could use the power of my ring.
Hmmmm.

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