(1) There is no such thing as freedom of speech for Police Bloggers, especially for Jonno. Jamba!
(2) A Chief Constables Health and Safety and Human Rights innit always takes priority.
(3) A Chief Constable and their Senior team will always be right.
(4) All Police Bloggers will be brought before their Chief Officers. They must not smile. They will parade forthwith with their appointments. This especially includes that damned man Gadget and that woman, Bloggs.
(5) Police Bloggers will be tickled by PSD until they totally confess to Blogging. In the event that a Blogger makes the investigating officer's smile then that Blogger will wash the DCC's car every day for the rest of their lives. They will also wash the DCC's wife's car also, the Renault megane!
(6) Any Blogger refusing to attend to meet their Chief Officer's will be taken to Karatchi and tortured with bamboo sticks and boiled rice and Karatchi cops also.
By order of the Chief of all Chiefs. This is now policy.